Theoden: DEAAAAA....Hang on, we're not supposed to be in The Shire...
Eomer: I
told you to take a right turn!
A new one:
Eomer: Who farted during my speech?
or
Eomer, though trying to give the appearance of rugged hostility, could not completely disguise the discomfort of having an orc attached to his ankle by it's teeth.