Frodo: It's not fair, I wanted a red shirt and they said they didn't have any.
Sam: I've looked all the way through the book and there is no mention of you not wearing a red shirt Mr Frodo.
Frodo: Do you think if I ask nicely that jolly fat hairy fellow will let me wear one?
Sam: That's a good idea Mr Frodo, then all those stupid people who haven't read our book will be able to tell us apart.
Frodo: They can do that already I'm the young good looking one.
Sam: Hey me also, Snap.
Frodo: PROPS!, can someone put the mirrors back in Sams accommodation.
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[B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.
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