Hmmm...I think dwarves here are trying to overthink themselves into trouble. Aye, that's what I say.
There's nothing coded at all, just two awful attempts of seeing how creative I can be. There is a common theme of puns/parodies for pure enjoyment and creativity I'm doing in my posts. If no one can see it, there's nothing I can do. Which means no
Miss Spawn, I wasn't saying
Beornomien can morph into an ent.

It was a bad attempt of a play off a person's infamous lines. I was considering doing a
'Deal or No Deal' gag, but that's too obvious and not creative enough.
Before I depart for a brief while, just some general comments here...
Lord Durin is innocent and
Miss Spawn is innocent. Congratulations, you two are
not the weakest link. Good bye.