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Legolas: Is this a stalactite or a stalagmite? I'd never remember this...
Boromir: Where did he get it?
Aragorn: From the DuckTales comic series. He's just trying to impress fans.
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Boromir: *Sigh* I know, by the time we return to Minas Tirith, she'd be already married with Iorlas.
Aragorn: It's Irolas in the movies. And don't worry, Boromir. True love will wait forever.
Legolas: *trying to hypnotize a rock*
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"Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories
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