Gandalf: "Wait, Aragorn! How many times do I have to tell you? It has sharp pointy teeth. Not just sharp like Anduril, but Sharp, like: Real Sharp. The Rabbit of Gorgoroth is not just any ol' rabbit, it's Morgoth's most hideous and dangerous monster ever created. Even Sauron fears it... Not to mention me!"
Aragorn: "Don't worry, Gandalf... Now. Turn around. What do you see?"
Gandalf: *turns* "Rabbit food."
Aragorn: *sigh* "These are the bravest men in Middle-Earth, they have fought against the Hamster of Angband and defeated it. Gandalf, if you don't have anything better to do than tell ghost-stories, go home."
And Gandalf left, but little did Aragorn know...
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