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Aragorn faces up to the customer services manager at the Meduseld IKEA. "I bought this Kruddeholm TV bench yesterday and it's useless! It won't even hold up the weight of an Elf who is light enough to walk on snow...and custard! How dare you tell me I followed the assembly instructions incorrectly! I want my 55 groats back now!"
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Gordon's alive!
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