It would be nice if everyone was here. You see, I just had a wild idea for a plan that would guarantee a Villager victory.
Now, that doesn't mean anyone would go along with it. The plan is ridiculous and so I can see people refusing it, but the fact remains that it is a fool proof plan. The main reason people wouldn't go along with it is that there doesn't seem to be absolute trust in my declaration of innocence. To that, I don't know what to say, other than just think of who you're dealing with here, and trust your gut. Surely in your gut you know I'm innocent and that I wouldn't be content to win as a WW at this point.
And then, even if you don't trust my declaration, trust statistics. From the view of another innocent, there is only a 25% chance that I am a WW. That's as good odds as you can get in this game. You might as well take a gamble and trust me.
Then, once everyone agrees to trust me, the four of you use all of your votes up so that there can't be any take-backs. Tie everyone at one vote a piece so that I can decide who to lynch.
Then, all four of you go back to their most recent post and EDIT IT!!
As you know, according to the rules that will give you instant death. And so, if everyone dies except me then the village wins! And if anyone refuses to edit their post, then it is obvious that they are the remaining WW and I will vote to lynch them and thus they will die despite their refusal to edit their post.
That's brilliant, eh?
Of course, there's no possible way it's going to happen because
Kath isn't here and I think
Mith is gone now, too.
But I just had to say it. I couldn't resist.
