I assign to Mordor the grammatically illogical expression:
"I could care less."
The dolts who say this clearly mean "I could
not care less", but are apparently too unconscious to realize they're screwing it up.
What's worse is that the expression is becoming the more common in the language.
Look, folks, if you "could care less", it means that you actually
could care less than you do, which means that what you are saying is actually the opposite of what you mean. Get it!?!?
Nincompoops.