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Elrond: What it Isildur doing here???
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With his Tarzan-growl and such hair, Elrond tried to turn all the Orc-ladies (and why not Orc-men?) to his cause.
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Elrond knew that it was a bad time to practise singing for his concert (Elrond being the lead singer of "Bolt Thrower" at the time), but did he care? Not a bit!
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Elrond: Isn't the concert of Iron Maiden here?
Ticket inspector (hand): Umm... no. This is the concert of Maija Vilkkumaa (A bad Finnish pop singer).
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