One of the first conversations between JennyHallu and Boromir88 had been about his occupation.
"But what, exactly, does a fuller do?" Jenny'd asked.
"We wash wool cloth," he'd explained patiently. "When we're done it's 'fuller', hence the name."
"Oh."
All the club members were used to seeing him wearing wool. They wondered if it itched, but he claimed it was stylish and comfortable.
On this day, though, it was decidedly inappropriate.
"Kill Boromir88," Durelin said firmly, a strange light filling her eyes as she ran his body up and down with her tricorder. "He's not human."
"You can tell with that little do-dad?" asked Boromir curiously, taking his imminent demise with unbelievable calm. "Then why didn't you denounce me on the first day? Why haven't you checked everyone else?"
Durelin shrugged. "Because this is just a prop. I actually had a prescient dream of you." She tossed the plastic toy over her shoulder.
"Now attack!!"
The club members rushed Boromir en masse, wielding---
"Hey! Those are my clothes!" the wolf protested, snarling as he transformed. "My favorite sweater!"
"Sorry, Boromir," Durelin shrugged again. "But we simply cannot tolerate a wolf in sheep's clothing."
Dead
JennyHallu - Club President - Bound and collated on Night 1
Folwren - Vice-President - Used for ink on Night 1
Anguirel - Innocent - Misspelled on Day 1
Rikae - Innocent - Buried alive on Night 2
Gurthang - Innocent - Fell from grace on Day 2
Rune - Cobbler - Given a permanent assignment on Night 3
Naria - Werewolf - Tuned permanently on Day 3
Diamond - Innocent - Serenaded on Night 4
Boromir88 - Werewolf - Suffocated on Day 4
Alive
CaptainofDespair - Pompous Nobleman - Melneras, the Gnomish Archwizard
Durelin - StarCaptain - William Shatner
Farael - Heavy-metal singer - sneak
Nogrod - Retired General - Ciryatan of the Dúnedain, a one-legged Athelas vendor
Thinlomien - aging homeless sot - Lothwen the Pretty, elven flowermaid
Valier - Radical Hair Butcher - Elven Anoonnoon of Omicron Persieye 8
Volo - teleseller - Tom Yrmacha'zul'charach'ping'yit'pul tha half-balrog, wielding a multitude of sharp pointy objects.
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