Orc: Now, see here. The rules are quite simple, all I need before I clobber you to death is that you bend your helmet into place, so I can make a decorative notch in my sword with your head. Any questions?
Sam: Ah... Wouldn't that just ruin your sword even more?
Orc: *Pfft* It's a dictated tradition, like welfare ever mattered with that aspect...
~ Ka
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