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Merry: When I first spotted my foe, I thought I could defeat it. But...it approached so quickly. What sort of evil could cause a creature to move with such great speed? And then...before I knew it...that thing...it..it crawled up my leg! *wails*
Pippin: For goodness sake, Merry, it was only a spider!
Merry: Yeah...a big and hairy one... *whimpers*
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