[Azaelia of Willowbottom]

I hereby assign the business of college for preventing me from logging on to the Downs for so long!!

I assign unclear essay prompts that force me to attempt to read the teacher's mind.

I assign the characteristic about me that says that though I don't fall often, I fall hard when I do...

And by the same token, I also assign falling hard for a guy who probably only sees me as a friend...when he sees me at all.

...And the girl who hates me for it.

I assign my face for blushing when I don't want it to...silly fair skin...

I assign the awkwardness of visiting home after a month or so of being away at school...I feel like I don't fit either place.

I assign drama that should have ended with secondary school being carried over and multiplied here in the college setting. bah. I thought we were adults, but some of us clearly aren't.