I assign to Mordor the combination of the following things (not necessarily the things individually):
A 5 page essay on 4 Nabokov books, only 2 of which you've read, AND
another 5 page essay with missing page numbers that need to be retrieved from 10 different books AND
An enormous charcoal drawing midterm, due in one day, that isn't going well, AND
another short essay on Venetian art AND
a Northern Renaissance Art midterm to study for AND
about ten loads of laundry AND
a sink full of dirty dishes AND
four Halloween costumes to make AND
it all needs to be done on a Sunday, which means church & taking the kids to religious ed as well.
