"My friends are caught in the boiling Soup of Doom", said Bill Ferny after his fifth apple juice pint. Sauron looked at him with the corner of his eye and burst into maniacal laughter, "You wish, actually it's not YOUR friends that are caught, it's Eowyn and Kíli, sons of Peregrin the Usurper!" "Who want more weed?" asked the innkeeper Elu Thingol.
"Do you wish for the House...
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