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From the Troll Book of Tactics
1. To get into the swing of things, before a battle a Troll must go on Knight Manouevres.
2. If you are forced into jousting, use a bigger stick, a tree will do, however make sure there are no elvish types hugging it.
3. Always take a can-opener, it will come in useful when having your victory lunch.
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[B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.
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