LOL it is okay - I'm multi-lingual ... though a proper Fish & Chip shop chip double fried and eaten for preferance by the sea in the open air, is a glorious thing to which "fries" didn't really compare....
The one which freaks me out is you guys calling scone-y type things biscuits. When they were served smothered with butter and honey in the Green Dragon I kept imagining all those poor little hobbits having eating disorders....