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Originally Posted by Boromir88
Gandalf: Don't do it! It could be a black squirrel!
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The black squirrels on our campus are evil as well. They attack us on a regular basis.
Gandalf: Where'd you get the coconut?
Saruman: I found it.
Gandalf: Found it? In Isengard? The coconut's tropical!
Saruman: What do you mean?
Gandalf: Well, this is a temperate zone
Saruman: The crebain may fly south with the sun or the Balrog or the Nazgul may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
Gandalf: Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
Saruman: Not at all. They could be carried.
Gandalf: What? A crebain carrying a coconut?
Saruman: It could grip it by the husk.
Gandalf: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
....you get the point
