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Originally Posted by Volo
I wish Boromir was a gangsta rapper with tons of bling blings on his neck. (And a golden handgun.)
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Granted. However, due to his incoherent speeches such as: "eh-man, wacha tinkin bout ma main man o you know I'm all over that respect ya'll ma' man." and his vast number of golden accessories that bled Gondor dry and his golden gun that killed people, Boromir was accused of being a witch and was burned at the stake.
I wish Saruman had a hat like Gandalf's only bigger.