The annual soap bubble challenge:
Smaug:Lo! I'm blowing bubbles out of my nose!
Bilbo: Oh, that's nothing. I've covered myself in bubbles! Just finishing my left leg...
OR
Little Red Riding Bilbo: Oh Grandma, your nose are so big!
Big Bad Smaug: It's because I want to smell your odour!
OR
Bilbo: You know, when I was younger I could bend all the way down here, (touches his toes) but now I can only bend like this (bends 90 degrees).
Smaug: Same thing here! A few hundred years ago, I could bite my tail!
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Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches.
Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?
He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...
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