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Orc: Who are you calling ugly?
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Orc: *thinking* Nice specimen, good strong jaw line, OH!!! And eyes to die for!!! We may have a winner. Being seleceted to judge the Miss Orthanc Beauty Pagent was the greatest thing that ever happened to me because quite frankly SHE'S HOT!!!
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.
"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”
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