++Tom Bombadil
Got to honor old traditions... even if I don't find him as truly obnoxious as I used to, the songs do still get old after a while (maybe that's why he's not as obnoxious now that I just skip all his songs...

). Always going on about his yellow boots and whatnot, as if they couldn't tell that just by looking at him.
He doesn't deserve to be an All-Star anyway.