[The Only Real Estel]

At the suggestions of Gurthang & (secondarily & indirectly ) Celuien, here's a little Ray Charles in Hit the Road Jack, sung by Theoden/All of Edoras & Wormtongue.

(Hit the road Worm and don't you return no more, no more, no more, no more.)
(Hit the road Worm and don't you return no more.)
What you say?
(Hit the road Worm and don't you return no more, no more, no more, no more.)
(Hit the road Worm and don't you return no more.)

Woah Theoden King, don't treat me so mean,
You're actin' like the meanest old King that I've ever seen.
I guess if you said so
I'd have to pack my things and go. (That's right)

(Hit the road Worm and don't you return no more, no more, no more, no more.)
(Hit the road Worm and don't you return no more.)
What you say?
(Hit the road Worm and don't you return no more, no more, no more, no more.)
(Hit the road Worm and don't you return no more.)

Now Theoden, listen here, don't ya treat me this-a way
Cause you'll be back on your feet some day.
(Don't care - I am, Gandalf's made me well)
(we ain't got no place here for you and your spell.)
Well, I guess if you say so
I'd have to pack my things and go. (That's right)

(Hit the road Worm and don't you return no more, no more, no more, no more.)
(Hit the road Worm and don't you return no more.)
What you say?
(Hit the road Worm and don't you return no more, no more, no more, no more.)
(Hit the road Worm and don't you return no more.)

Well
(don't you return no more.)
Uh, what you say?
(don't you return no more.)
I didn't understand you
(don't you return no more.)
You can't mean that
(don't you return no more.)
Oh, now Theoden, please
(don't you return no more.)
What you tryin' to do to me?
(don't you return no more.)
Oh, don't treat me like that
(don't you return no more.)