Saruman and the amazing melting hair!
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Saruman: Take this down, worm: "Dear Raddagast, Hello you snotty nosed imbecile!" oh, is imbecile the right word? Dim-witted sounds better to me. Yeah, Dim witted, “you snotty nosed imbecile! I laugh at your pitiful attempts at being an Istari! From your friend and disloyal cousin, Gandalf” there, he’ll never know it was really I Saruman the great! Are you finished?
Grima: *writing* ‘… Saruman the great, are you finished?’ Hm?
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