Q: Why did Saruman bewitch Theoden?
A: Because Saruman wanted Theoden's horde of Raisin Bran.
And all this time we thought that the huorns were the secret weapon when all the time there was a huge and lethal army of high fibre cereal ready to be deployed....
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace
Last edited by Mithalwen; 07-31-2006 at 11:07 AM.
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