Hugo: look this isn't funny anymore guys.....take the pole out of my sleeves NOW..please...?
Or
"Must, must improve my bust.
will, will get bigger still"
Or
Elrond never got the hang of the washing machine after Celebrian left and finds his chain mail shrank in the boilwash....
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace
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