[Glirdan]

"Oh Master!!!" Mouth cried. "It's your favortie time of the day!!!"

"OOOO!!! IS IT TOOL TIME!?!?"

"NO!! That's on at 7! It's TEA TIME!!"

"OOOO!!! YAY!! LET'S BREAK OUT THE PRETTY LITTLE PINK CUPS WITH FLOWERS ALL OVER THEM!!!"

"What!?!?"

"WELL YOU SEE, OUR OLD BLACK CUPS SEEMED TO BE KILLING OFF ALL OUR GUESTS! I THINK THE RIMS MIGHT HAVE BEEN POISONED...SO, I CHUCKED THEM AND BOUGHT NEW, PINK, FLOWERY ONES!! DON'T YOU LIKE THEM!?" Sauron added with a menacing look.

"Yes, of course I do Master," Mouth answered and then muttered quietly, "Pink and flowery cups!? What has gotten into him!?

"WHAT WAS THAT?"

"Nothing my lord, nothing!!"

"OKAY. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!? GET THE CUPS OUT!!!!"

"Yes, straight away Master," and Mouth scurried off to find the cups, still muttering too himself. "Pink! And flowers!! Seriously!" He walked down to the kitchens and started his search for the cups there. "Hmmm...pink and flowery cups...where could they be? I mean, you couldn't miss them! They're so obvious in a Mountain that has only black and red on the interior!!" He searched and searched. Finally, he gave up and went back to the Control Room of Doom. "Master," Mouth panted. "I can't fi-"

"WOULD YOU BE QUIET!! I'M DRINKING MY TEA AND WATCHING THE SIX O'CLOCK NEWS!!!" Sauron yelled.

Mouth winced and looked over to find his Master sitting there drinking tea out of the very cups he was supposed to be looking for. "Master, where did those come from?"

"OH! I HAD THEM BROUGHT UP TOO ME BEFORE YOU LEFT ALL WILLY NILLY TO GO SEARCH FOR THE TEA CUPS!!"

"But...I....what!?!?" Mouth stuttered quite confused.

"COME JOIN ME FOR SOME TEA MOUTH!"

Mouth walked over and took his seat.

"Excuse me, do you mind not sitting in me?" an eerie voice floated up from the chair. Mouth jumped up, looked around at his chair and gasped.

"M-Mas-ster," he stuttered.

"YES MOUTH?"

"THERE'S SOMETHING SITTING ON OUR CHAIRS!!!!" he yelled and fled from the room.

He ran all the way down to the pantry "A pantry in a Mountain!? Who ever heard of such a thing!?" and opened the door, only to find more ghastly, green figures drinking all the wine and ale.

He ran out of there down to the kitchens. The orcs cooking looked up at him in confusion. "Get back to work you brainless oafs!!" Mouth barked. He started walking around muttering at loud and still getting glances from the cooks. "There are....what are they? Ghosts? Well, whatever they are, they're hauting our pantry and drining our wine and ale!! What are we going to do!?!?"