What do I assign to Mordor? Many things, and only some will find their ways on this list.
1) People who do not SIGNAL before turning. MORONS.
2) Trucks that are slow and on the highway. Trucks that drop things from their dirty haul.
3) 75-80+ year old people driving. Give it up, it has now become dangerous.
4) Drugs.
5) Gasoline prices.
6) Bush's Middle-Eastern thirst for blood.
7) Drinking age 21+.
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"Loud and clear it sounds in the valleys of the hills...and then let all the foes of Gondor flee!" -Boromir, The Fellowship of the Ring
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