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(rather inspired by CoD)
Morgoth was a notorious cheat at 'Rock, Paper, Scissors'.
Fingolfin: Wait, there's no mention of a hammer nooo arrrrrrrghhh
Or...
Christian faces down Apollyon.
Or...
Fingolfin: I will face you down you evil...oh my, what spikey shinguards you have...
Morgoth: All the better to squish you with!
Or...
The Middle-earthian version of the statue of Liberty went horribly wrong.
Or...
Fingolfin: I'm Lord Fingolfin, savvy?
Or...
Morgoth: You green-blooded, pointy-eared Vulcan! (Look at Fingy's left knee...)
Or...
Fingolfin's hair wasn't white until he faced down the giant, blackened, spiky Lord of Evil.
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
I listen for returning feet and voices at the door
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