Merry: "I'm sick and tired of this."
Pippin: "Don't worry. A new picture is on the way!"
Morgoth: "I am the Hammer of Doom!"
Fingolfin: "I am the trickster who steals the Hammer of Doom!"
OR
Fingolfin: "Ich bin ein Berliner!"
Morgoth: "Yea! And I'm a jelly covered doughnut!"
Fingolfin: "What I said was perfectly grammatical German!"
Morgoth: "That's beside the point! Germany doesn't exist at this point in history!"