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Very early in his career, Sauron tried to cater to the parential needs of his orcs and other servants - Dark Tower Adoption Service, where hobbits were rare, but greatly desired for the holiday season...
Orc: Timothy! Oh Tim! Look, I've found a hobbit one! And it's feet are completely free of lice! Wow, what a bargain!...
~ Aesthete
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