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Sauron: i still think this armour is a bit too much... and it makes me look fat
Ringwraith: stop your whining, you must look your best if you are going to present your 'One Ring' Theory to the world!
Sauron: yeah i hope they take it better then my 'Capture your king and kill him by werewolves' theory
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Love doesn't blow up and get killed.
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