Obi-Wan: If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can imagine.
Darth Vader: Look behind you.
Obi-Wan: Oh, crap!
Or...
Ringwraith(out of the side of his mouth): It'll be a nice day...
Sauron(likewise): ...If it doesn't rain.
Ringwraith(loudly): Oh, so you're a Delta Knight too, huh?
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
I listen for returning feet and voices at the door
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