*slaps tolkien
stupid tolkien.... leaving out character background.... considering his detail for everything else, u'd think hed give us something....
anyway.... thranduil had 2467 sons and 13 daughters, due to the 778 mistresses he kept in his expansive wardrobe.
(that is entirely made up, by the way [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img])
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
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