Just remember, my dear SPM, that you have also been Assigned to Mordor. Frequently... So you'll be surrounded by our phalanx.  
* tosses a heavy sheaf of papers in SPM's direction*
I assign ambiguous directions. I can't make head or tail of some of the items on this review sheet I'm trying not to study.
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People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.
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