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Originally Posted by JennyH
I assign feminism.
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Come now, JennyH, don't be so cruel. Mordor is no place for ladies. It would give them such a fright with no strong men there to protect them. And they might break a nail or something.
*Ducks volley of feminist literature and burning bras*
I assign being an England football fan and having to endure, rather than enjoy, matches. It's a lifelong sentence that, given my time again, I would seriously consider avoiding.