Leave it to Form to bring up the spirit of Ennui first.
Might I suggest a signature change to something along the lines of "I'm so bored, kill me now"?
I still maintain that a more satisfying and enjoyable way to spend the Day would be to gang up on the kilted slave driver. Yo ho to ho.
I'm going to go scour the ship for treasure and slay a few rats for fun. I'll be back in a few hours to see if there's anything interesting going on (i.e. to see who has taken the "I'm so bored, kill me now" bait.
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