I assign the following argument with my husband:
N: You're an odd duck.
J: No, I'm not.
N: Yes, you are.
J: I'm not a duck.
N: Then what are you?
J: I'm a Jen.
N: If you're not an odd duck, then I think you're a bad egg.
J: I'm not an egg! I'm a Jen!
N: I think you were a bad egg that hatched into an odd duck.
J: Not an egg! Not a duck! I'm a Jen!
N: A Jen? What's that? Sounds...odd...
*fits of giggles all around*
*confused looks at the two of us from Gracie and Miles (the dog and cat, respectively)*
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