After losing the war and getting kicked out of Mordor, Sauron and his Wraiths were forced to seek new employment:
Wraith: Uh, hi... is this the right place to apply for the job of children's entertainer?
Sauron: These outfits are okay, right? Only we didn't have anything special...
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
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