Arwen: Can I help you?
Man: I have a new picture for you!
Wraith: Don't you think we're a bit conspicuous?
Sauron: No! Not at all. Be quiet! *Slaps*
OR
The interior design of Barad Dur surprised everyone when they first entered.
Sauron: Well... it’s... certainly... unexpected. The carpets were an interesting idea... BURN IT ALL!