Elf ears are cool, but I wouldn't want real ones. You know what elf ears look like, but does the surgeon know? What if it caused damage to your ears? I don't want to even imagine how painful it would be!
So many things could go wrong. And it could limit your choice of future careers if you don't have one already. (I think people would prefer hiring someone with regular ears over someone with elf ears.) And once the surgery is done, there's no turning back.
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