Arwen: But Daaad!!
Elrond: If I've I told you once, I've told you a thousand times! You are NOT trying out for the role of Cyndi in Scary Movie 1 and I will NOT help you practice by being the murderer!!
or
Arwen: Dad? Was Legolas fixing up your hair again?
or even
Arwen: Dad? Was Legolas fixing up your hare again?
or even more
Elrond: You didn't hit a single note on cue OR on key! You're fired!
or again
Man 'holding' the flowers: Will you marry me?
Arwen: YES!!!
Elrond: NO! Wait...was that even a part of the script!?!?