Playing off of Morm -
Elrond: Dear, we really need to stop reading bed-time stories. You are old enough and I'm not sure that Aragorn will continue.
Arwen: Oh, he does....oops.
Elrond: AND HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT, YOUNG LADY?
Or...
Elrond: And that constellation is the big dipper.
Or...
Elrond: And that constellation is the big dipper. Hey, wait...computer! The holodeck is malfuncitoning again!
Or...
Elrond: In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some...EEEEEE! Someone's got a cold hand!
Or...
Elrond: So is this what you call...a book?
Or...
Look, behind the curtains! It's the return of Steve, the squid from 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea!!
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
I listen for returning feet and voices at the door
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