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TSW here...
Shelob: Oooh pretty... *SSST* Ow!!
OR
Sam: Take my Mortein power!
*SSST*
Shelob: OW!!!!!!
OR
The hobbits apparently aren't listening to the idea that standing still keeps large beasts from seeing you.
And just since I missed the horse one... I couldn't resist giving it a caption...
Aragorn: At least we've got real horses. You've got coconuts!
Čomer: What?
Aragorn: You've got two coconuts and you're bangin' em together!
Čomer: So? We have ridden from Edoras since -
Aragorn: Edoras? That's temperate! Coconuts are tropical!
Čomer: But...
Aragorn: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate??
Sorry for the extra long post!
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