Okay, I've decided to depart from the Middle Earth theme and go with a 'Downs themed song this round. I shall be singing "All You People Are Werewolves" by the Helcaraxë Villagers.*
Imagine a fair bit of alt rock 'tude and that's all ya need to know.
I’ve read your posts as they fix on me
What is she doing what on earth is the plan has she got one?
Don't try to give me some pointers since you're all unknown villagers
And I'm just an ordinary one
I ain't got no Wolifsh plots on my mind
That might be a surprise but it's true
I suspect all of you and I don't want your lynch votes or your trust
Or to think in the ways you do
And I never will
Cause all you people are werewolves
And all your theories are stale
And though you pretend to help us
I know you're hoping we'll fail
Well, I've read your posts as they fix on me
Full of suspicion your snarl is just so condescending
Try to pretend that we're on to a win when the gifteds keep dying at night
While we're lynching each other every day
He said I can't believe that you let them lead you astray
Well how much did they fool ya how much did they fool ya
You'd have been better to stay out of their way
Thinking about things but not actually posting anything
Cause all you people are werewolves
And all your theories are stale
And though you pretend to help us
I know you're hoping we'll fail
[repeat]
[long guitar/drum section followed by a moment of silence]
*yells*
All you people are werewolves!
[instrumental fade till end]
* (Which resembles a song called "Perhaps Vampires Is a Bit Strong, But..." by the Arctic Monkeys)