After the Arwen incident, Brego gets his own back by mistaking Aragorn for a lady-horse.
Or
Horse: *kissy kissy*
Aragorn: Hey, don't go drooling on me, I just washed that cloak!
Horse: *keels over at the shock of Aragorn actually washing*
Or
Guard: Security check, sir. Just stand still and let the horse do his job.
Aragorn: But I'm clean!
Horse: Oh really? *sniff* Bingo! Suspect carrying half a kilo of weed...
Aragorn: Hey, that's Gandalf's-
Horse: aaand... *sniff, sniff* Mmmm, mouldy apples...
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
Last edited by Meela; 06-06-2006 at 01:54 PM.
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