There was only one working bathroom in Minas Tirith, and Denethor was determined to be first in the queue.
Or
Guard: Meela hiding under his bed again, huh? She will keep ignoring that restraining order...
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
Last edited by Meela; 08-29-2006 at 05:50 PM.
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