*A note is delivered from the large mansion on the hill. It reads thusly*
Friends and fiends
Being an incredibly wealthy and handsome ex-chariot racer (as you are all no doubt aware) I have no wish to endanger myself, nor to socialise with you common villager types. I will therefore remain secluded in my well-guarded mansion for as long as I can. I do nevertheless wish to assist the village in any way that I can. Being blessed with the gift of foresight, I have foreseen much of that which will pass over the coming Days, and have deigned to share some of my knowledge with you. Here it is. Enjoy.
Lhuna - Will rant like a lhunatic in bursts of activity over short periods each day when no one else is around. Will be lynched early for her behaviour, despite being pure as the driven snow.
Cailín - Either a Seer or a Wolf. If the former, we are in luck. If the latter, we are all dead.
Nilp - Will confuse everyone by trying to stay alive and be lynched for his trouble.
Fea - Will confuse everyone because that’s what she does. Will be continuously suspected yet somehow survive to the end, when she will devour the remaining innocents.
Celuien - Bound to be a Wolf this time surely. We should lynch her pretty soon.
Form - Will declare how much he hates Day 1s throughout Day 1. Will seemingly be of little help, yet has the means to turn the tide in the end.
TGWBS - Will be suspiciously quiet and face the gallows early in consequence. He’s innocent, though.
Lommy - Will natter on endlessly, putting forward conflicting theories and flip-flopping at every turn. Somehow though, she will survive to the end and be eaten by Fea.
Nogrod - Incapable of being foul and feeling fair. If he seems genuine, he is. If he seems beastly, he is.
lmp - Will come under serious suspicion after a few Days, provoking one of his famous rants. It will not serve him well and he will be lynched. Happily, he will take a Wolf with him.
Tom - Will fly under everyone’s radar and join Fea in the feast at the end. Either that or he will find himself on the menu.
Caran - Will contribute thoughtfully until she is lynched for seeming too innocent to be true. She actually is.
Findëasëa - From a quiet start, will gather momentum. Could hold the key to saving us all.
spawn - If her analyses are thorough, she’s innocent. If not, she’s a Wolf. My money’s on the former.
Mith - Will get annoyed when she comes under suspicion for contributing only at certain times. Will come under even more suspicion when she gets annoyed. But we don’t want to kill our Ranger now, do we?
morm - Is innocent and will be killed by the Wolves early on, before he is able to take charge.
Durelin - Deadly under the cover of darkness. She’s not a Wolf, though. She’s the Changeling.
Boromir - Thinks that he’s deadly under the cover of darkness. But he is neither Wolf, Hunter nor Changeling. Just an Ordo with delusions of grandeur. He will be lynched before the end.
Sauce - Will be cruelly and savagely ripped apart by the Wolves tonight. Either that or they will leave him alive to gather suspicion as the Days wear on. He’s innocent, though, and will save the village if he survives to the end.
Heed these words. For they will serve you well.
Signed
~The Saucepan Kid~
PS Absolutely no autographs. Not even for your kids. So there!
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