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Old 05-22-2006, 09:19 AM   #596
Celuien
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Celuien has just left Hobbiton.
I've given this some thought.

Both of the candidates (Smith and the Queen of Faerie) I would have wanted to take the title are gone. I'm left with the following choice:

Goldberry: Just doesn't strike me as a winner for the competition. Marrying Tom after he kidnapped her and all that.

Alf: I know you want me to vote for him, Ang. But I thought it over, and I just don't see him as a Celeborn model. And he still has the same name as the furry alien that I can't stand the sight of. Sorry, but I can't vote for him.

Chrysophylax: Not my favorite dragon, as I said a couple of times before. But at least he's more interesting than Goldberry and isn't a synonym for an obnoxious extraterrestrial. Kuru also makes him interesting.

So, though it's with a heavy heart that mourns the loss of the Queen and Smith, I vote for:

++ Chrysophylax Dives
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