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The 1,000 Reader · 05-22-2006, 01:28 AM

Since this seems to be a downtime, and since I got permission from Sleepy, I'm going to do an ad of my own. Inspiration from Hookbill Goomba.

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(Musical thud)

"This Summer..."

(We look upon a small village during the night from a ridge. The clouds above part and the full moon shines down.)

"Barrow Downs Studios, with help from New Line Cinema, present to you..."

(A creature walks onto the ridge, and the camera changes. It is next to the moon.)

(Creature raises it's head) "Aaaawwoooooooooooooo."

"A tale of a town,"

(Village is shown in daylight)

"Turned against each other."

Nilp: Three of our villagers are killing our town!

"People will turn against each other."

Diamond: Killing our town? I thought this was a village.

Glirdan: She's causing debate! She's one of them!

(Charges Diamond)

"People will die."

Saucepan: (weeping) How did Firefoot die?

For: We... don't really know.

Saucepan: What? Isn't there a death every night?

For: The full moon isn't out every night, it's not a werewolf.

"And on the 18 of July, these peaceful villagers will be forced to contend with the forces of darkness."

(Music picks up into climatic area)

(Villagers quarrel)

"Your husband killed my wife!"

"We all know you knew she was cheating on you!"

"She what?!"

"We need the dreams of the seer if we are to live, as has been predicted ages ago."

"If this was predicted ages ago, why are we still living on this cursed land?"

"Good question."

"You will be thrilled, you will be shocked, you won't ask for your money back like when we remade Middle-Earth Idol."

Kath: Nogrod, why do you want to kill Alcarillo?

Eonwe: Because he's SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK!

Tol-in-Gaurhoth XXXXV: My Nose Is Running.

Nilp: Three of us have a disease.

Loki: (Scoffs) Probably AIDS.

For: WHAT!?

(07-18-06)

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I hope you liked it, and I hope I didn't go overboard with that last part. I added an extra space in two areas since it would make a smilie.

05-22-2006, 01:28 AM	#191
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Since this seems to be a downtime, and since I got permission from Sleepy, I'm going to do an ad of my own. Inspiration from Hookbill Goomba. ***************************** (Musical thud) "This Summer..." (We look upon a small village during the night from a ridge. The clouds above part and the full moon shines down.) "Barrow Downs Studios, with help from New Line Cinema, present to you..." (A creature walks onto the ridge, and the camera changes. It is next to the moon.) (Creature raises it's head) "Aaaawwoooooooooooooo." "A tale of a town," (Village is shown in daylight) "Turned against each other." Nilp: Three of our villagers are killing our town! "People will turn against each other." Diamond: Killing our town? I thought this was a village. Glirdan: She's causing debate! She's one of them! (Charges Diamond) "People will die." Saucepan: (weeping) How did Firefoot die? For: We... don't really know. Saucepan: What? Isn't there a death every night? For: The full moon isn't out every night, it's not a werewolf. "And on the 18 of July, these peaceful villagers will be forced to contend with the forces of darkness." (Music picks up into climatic area) (Villagers quarrel) "Your husband killed my wife!" "We all know you knew she was cheating on you!" "She what?!" "We need the dreams of the seer if we are to live, as has been predicted ages ago." "If this was predicted ages ago, why are we still living on this cursed land?" "Good question." "You will be thrilled, you will be shocked, you won't ask for your money back like when we remade Middle-Earth Idol." Kath: Nogrod, why do you want to kill Alcarillo? Eonwe: Because he's SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK! Tol-in-Gaurhoth XXXXV: My Nose Is Running. Nilp: Three of us have a disease. Loki: (Scoffs) Probably AIDS. For: WHAT!? (07-18-06) ************************** I hope you liked it, and I hope I didn't go overboard with that last part. I added an extra space in two areas since it would make a smilie. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains Last edited by The 1,000 Reader; 05-22-2006 at 01:46 AM.